This Church Naming Mess

Blog world, there is nothing my eyes shall not see upon this earth. Im literally laughing the jockeys outta myself over this. Ive seen a similar list before but never in this scale, and believe me NONE of them were made up. Now PRESENTING..churches that humans like me and you named: 

• Jesus of God Mission
• God's Mennonite Church
• Guided Missiles Church (see their bus below, anyone wanna guess they're affiliated to NATO?)

• Jesus in the Now Global Church
• Healing Has Begun Ministry
• God's Own Ministry
•       The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) :D
  
  
  ·         Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
  
  
  ·         Huricane Miracle Ministry
  
  
   ·         Healing Tsunami Ministry
  
  
  ·         Satan in Trouble Ministry
  
  
  ·         Fire for Fire Ministry
  
  
  ·         FIST OF FURY  (Jet Li would totally go there)
  
  
  ·         The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
  
  
  ·         Jesus Heal Ministry
  
  
  ·         Face to face ministry
  
  
  ·         Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
  
  
  ·         Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
  
  
  ·         By fire By Fire Ministry
  
  
  ·         HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
  
  
  ·         David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
  
  
  ·         House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
  
  
  ·         JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
  
  
  ·         OPM - Other people's money (the idea being that other people's money will work for you, capeesh?) Lmao
  
  
  ·         God in action ministries
  
  
  ·         Moving mountain gospel church
  
  
  ·         MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD (I swear, who does these things?)
  
  
  ·         Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
  
  
  ·         Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"  (talk about killer salesmanship)
  
  
  ·         HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
  
  
  ·         HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
  
  
  ·         JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word :D
  
  
  ·         Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
  
  
  ·         Accredited Church of God ===> wondering who gave them accreditation? I am too
  
  
  ·         Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) :D
  
  
  ·         Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
  
  
  ·         Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
  
  
  ·         LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

·         Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - (Should we call him with the 'dead people network' or what?)

·         God is Real Ministry.

Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" 

·         Fire burn ministries

·         JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt

·         Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta

·         Old time religion ministry

·         Strong Hand of God ministry

·         Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa. (Apparently if you go here, you'll get all the best real estate in heaven when ur dead)

·         Trigger happy ministry.

Motto- always firing the devil

·         KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD 

·         Jesus knows his children ministry 

·         SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS (I didnt know before now that Jesus

 had thunders, n there were seven. did you?)

·         Perfect Christianity Ministry

·         Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries

hold on, look at the bottom of the banner..it says powered by..VIAGRA. #iDied

 ·         Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!

Lmao..its still a miracle to me that people will actually give names like this. But whatever helps them sleep well at night, not so?

Ciao